AR-50 Sensafirm Ass Rocket

What happens in the barracks stays in the barracks. The AR-50 Ass Rocket is the smallest weapon of ass destruction currently available! The rubber rocket is firm for entry, but has an extra flexible base for comfort. The Ass Rocket also features raised rivets to help shoot you into the outer reaches of the thermosphere! Measurements: Approx. 7 inches in total length, 5 inches are insertable, and 7.85 inches in circumference at widest point Material: Sensafirm rubber Note: Waterproof, phthalate free Color: Army green